I'm not growing up. You can't make me.

www.youtube.com/sailingonthehighCs

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itslevilosa:

danceswithdoritos:

draemishs:

coolasacalliope:

thedoctorpottergames:

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

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WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US

AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED

IT WAS EVERYWHERE

IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA

IT WAS EVEN IN THE PHILIPPINES 

THE PHILIPPINES

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jaclcfrost:

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

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Source: jaclcfrost

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criticalx-hero:

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

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I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG


HOLY SHIT

OH MY GOD WTF

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twinnerd28:

beatleologist-at-221b:

actualcannibaljakeenglish:

How many tears did The Doctor cry?

A River.

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Was it enough to fill two Ponds?

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bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

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Source: homobeans

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bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

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Source: homobeans

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Source: so-relatable

  • Valkar: You'll be a great wizard one day Jim Darkmagic-
  • Jim: I'm a great wizard now.
  • Valkar: -but you'll never know the dove trick!
  • Jim: Are you kidding? That's the staple of my act.
  • Valkar: What!?
  • Jim: Yeah, it's dove tricks all day long. Dove! Dove! Dove! That's all I do. People love it.
  • Valkar: You stole my dove trick you bastard?!
  • Jim: Listen, you did not invent doves!
Source: keatons-useless

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better-than-an-op-er-a:

just over here grossly sobbing after finishing Next to Normal for the first time

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I simultaneously regret the decision to watch it and feel like I shouldn’t have waited so long to do so

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nettumbles:

the4mat:

kennyboss:

howtosucceedinwhoring:

1) our President is a Prime Minister

2) our Prime Minister is a She

3) She is an Atheist

and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever

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Lmao

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the best response^

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Source: howtosucceedinwhoring